
Huh - you lot think you're so good. Look what I got before you were even born, and my hands are prestine - David File, King Of All He Surveys

I owe much of my success to my mentor, inspirational coach and chief sponsor – but most of it to my new shoes and trousers – Tessa Loader, Plate Winner

Don't worry everyone, you'll see my sexy legs again in the summer - David File, 80 Up Winner (Again)

You can only tell them apart from their shoes - Steve Whiting (from Chipstead,BC, Horley BC, and God knows where else) - 80 UP Runner Up

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil and ... couldn't care less! - Carl Gillespie (in for the lovely Francis O'Neil) and Elaine Hudson - Pairs Winners, with Ron Hudson & Tony Buckee, Pairs Runners UP

These are the colours we can paint your bedroom in. Choose now or I'll offer them to these two - Colin Hunt, Carole Lloyd and Mark Clark, Triples Winners

Now don't let Ron get his grubby hands on this massive cheque - Sarah Kellar, Jan Ledwich and Elaine Hudson, Triples Runners Up

Maybe I'll have a better chance with two bowls at once. Who'll notice? - Guy Mankelow, Most Pensive Pose Winner

I don't want to get too close in case she takes it back for another year, and I've just bought my trophy cabinet from Ikea - David Martin, Friendship League Winner

What do you think? The King's Head or the Black Horse for the piss-up? SHE can also come if she stops smiling! - Sarah Kellar, Jan Ledwich and Elaine Hudson, Triples Runners Up

Yes Mum, you MAY be the 'Liz'll Fix It', but I DID get into the final on merit! - Sarah Kellar, Jan Ledwich and Elaine Hudson, Triples Runners Up