Huh - you lot think you're so good. Look what I got before you were even born, and my hands are prestine - David File, King Of All He Surveys
Yes, this IS how I focus my massive brain! Tony Buckee - Championship Winner
God, how I wish I were fishing ... Tony Buckee - Championship Winner
Can you smell that too? - Dave Martin & Guy Mankelow
Wotever!
It may be small but it takes two of us to hold it - Tessa Loader, Plate Winner
I owe much of my success to my mentor, inspirational coach and chief sponsor – but most of it to my new shoes and trousers – Tessa Loader, Plate Winner
It's all in the wrist. This is a leg-spinner - Colin Hunt
Of course I'll buy you a drink Allan. Don't panic! - Allan Weller, Plate Runner Up
Don't worry everyone, you'll see my sexy legs again in the summer - David File, 80 Up Winner (Again)
We don't stroll too far from here if we can help it - The Hudsons
I'm sorry to break this lovefest up but it's ME that was the runner-up - David File, 80 Up Winner
Pssst - I'm not sure I have room left in my trophy cabinet. Wanna share?
Sigh - Another shiny toy for the missus to polish? - David File, 80 Up Winner
You can only tell them apart from their shoes - Steve Whiting (from Chipstead,BC, Horley BC, and God knows where else) - 80 UP Runner Up
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil and ... couldn't care less! - Carl Gillespie (in for the lovely Francis O'Neil) and Elaine Hudson - Pairs Winners, with Ron Hudson & Tony Buckee, Pairs Runners UP
I love magic tricks. Show us again! - Carl Gilespie and Elaine Hudson - Pairs Winners
These are the colours we can paint your bedroom in. Choose now or I'll offer them to these two - Colin Hunt, Carole Lloyd and Mark Clark, Triples Winners
Alright - they're yours - Colin Hunt, Carole Lloyd and Mark Clark, Triples Winners
There I was - 14 down on the last end and it was my last bowl .... Pat Gilbert & Tony Buckee
Now don't let Ron get his grubby hands on this massive cheque - Sarah Kellar, Jan Ledwich and Elaine Hudson, Triples Runners Up
Maybe I'll have a better chance with two bowls at once. Who'll notice? - Guy Mankelow, Most Pensive Pose Winner
I don't want to get too close in case she takes it back for another year, and I've just bought my trophy cabinet from Ikea - David Martin, Friendship League Winner
.. and my next goal is to win the shiniest head competition
Mmm, yes it IS nearly as big as you - Colin Hunt, Carole Lloyd and Mark Clark, Triples Winners
What do you think? The King's Head or the Black Horse for the piss-up? SHE can also come if she stops smiling! - Sarah Kellar, Jan Ledwich and Elaine Hudson, Triples Runners Up
Yes Mum, you MAY be the 'Liz'll Fix It', but I DID get into the final on merit! - Sarah Kellar, Jan Ledwich and Elaine Hudson, Triples Runners Up
And I can now count the number of PK's short mat defeats for the year on both hands
We washed all three shirts in a popular brand of soap powder .... Colin Hunt, Carole Lloyd and Mark Clark, Triples Winners
Mmmm - will they notice if I fire the shit out of that head?
And to think - I had my hair done just for this!!! - Mark Clark
Help - how do I stop this woman laughing??? - Carl Gillespie & Elaine Hudson - Pairs Winners